Last week my husband and I were just sitting on the couch talking and he asked me if I knew what those little hanging balls were inside of your throat. Not the uvula that hangs down at the back, but the balls inside your throat. He had just had a scope because he was having some health issues and while the doctor was telling him all these things, he couldn't remember what that particular piece of anatomy was.
I didn't know either so I told him I wasn't sure.
He responded with "that's too bad because I was going to Google it but I didn't think "googling" balls in your throat would get me the results I was looking for."
I posted our little quip on Facebook because we are hilarious that's why. And the responses from my friends on what not to Google was hilarious. I am sharing a few of those today and hope that you have some that you can add too because we could all use a good laugh. Plus also we are helping the fellow man from seeing things they cannot un-see on the interwebs. It's like a public service really.
So here we go. What not to Google...
Friend 1:One time my friend was looking for costume ideas for a bum... She made the mistake of googling "female bums"!
Friends, lets not make that mistake alrighty? Hobo might work or just googling "bum costume for girls" might be a better choice than "female bums".
Friend 2: We were having a wedding shower for a male coworker.... don't Google "man shower"....Oh my. Not quite sure where to start here, but perhaps just a few key words might have helped. Like "male wedding shower ideas" or "groom shower ideas" perhaps. Friend 3:Dicks Sporting Goods' website is NOTDicks.com.This one had me busting up! It's a good lesson for all of us to not be so naive to assume that a stores website would be their name.com. However, I apprehensively clicked the link just to make sure I wasn't linking to anything inappropriate on my site and it seems as though Dicks Sporting Goods got smart and bought up that domain. Phew!Friend 4:I was in need of a machine part that was vibrating. Don't google "vibrator" if you are looking for machinery.Again, another case where being as specific as you can during a Google search is probably going to be your best bet.In writing this post, I found out that you can also turn on a thing called safe search. Who knew? Google will filter your searches from sexually explicit video and content. You can find out how to turn that feature on here.I would love to hear about your experiences. You know, just so we can laugh learn together. Comment below or share on your social media site and tag me @holycraftblog.
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